Muhammad in a bear suit

Note: Je suis Charlie

Muhammad in a bear suit

I

Muhammad in a bear suit

receiving the word of god

to a laugh-track

II

Muhammad in the desert

at night naked

on a dune

III

Muhammad with an AK-47

ready to kick some Western ass

IV

Muhammad perched like a gargoyle

surveying Gotham City

from a high building-top

V

Muhammad shooting Cthulu

with lightning from his hands

VI

Muhammad dying

just like a normal human being

VII

Muhammad having sex

doggie-style

(with a woman)

VII

Muhammad haggling over a gourd

VIII

On the still ocean surface

the only thing moving

was Muhammad walking

IX

The rain is falling

Muhammad must be praying

X

At night alone

Muhammad would wear his wife's headscarves

looking at himself in the mirror

XI

Muhammad vs. Chuck Norris

Who would win?

XII

Muhammad passing gas

in a mosque

silently but deadly

XIII

Knock knock

Who's there?

Muhammad

Muhammad who?

Orange you glad I didn't say Jesus?